(Source: tonysassy, via sccb-josh)
remember how innocent chris brown was in his wall to wall days
no but i remember when he pushed rihanna from wall to wall
DreamSongsoftheMuses: Friedrich Nietzsche quote. (SOURCE)
TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
(Source: animalkingd0m, via anywigwilldo)
My mum once told me that if you ever want to make a man happy, flatter his vanity. Tell him he’s handsome. She said not to bother calling him interesting or clever, because that’s what their bosses and colleagues are for. But every man carries a secret dream of being handsome, and desperately yearns to be recognised as such.
Everytime I watch Pride and Prejudice I realize that most modern men suck.
(Source: cherrybam, via manda)
And this is why I love Ed Sheeran.
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa
(Source: merrygalaxies, via most-awkward-moments)
(Source: djemso, via best-of-funny)